“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'”
Woody Allen
“Men are simple minded. The fact that women can't understand them, begins to show just how complex they are...”
John T Walsh
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
