“I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”
Woody Allen
“If you build a house out of gold would the value be going up or down?”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
“Bear in mind that the wonderful things you learn in your schools are the work of many generations. All this is put in your hands as your inheritance in order that you may receive it, honor it, add to it, and one day faithfully hand it on to your children.”
Albert Einstein
“I would rather make my name than inherit it”
William Makepeace Thackeray
“The meek may inherit the earth, but the other kind inherits the mortgage”
Noah Goldstein
