“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”
Woody Allen
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.”
Winnie the Pooh
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.”
Agatha Christie
“People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.”
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
A. A. Milne