“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen
“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
“A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.”
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”