“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
“i always said i would love to see my future so i called you and said i need to see you”
delesha shantae buford
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
