“Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name”
Woody Allen
“When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.”
Dorothy Parker
“A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.”
Forest E. Witcraft
“"You are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life ...Your entire life ...Not just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart.Not just your bank account, but your soul."~ Anna Quindlen”
Anna Quindlen
“I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name”
Paula Poundstone
“There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto”
Phyllis Diller
“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.”
Irwin Corey
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