“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
Woody Allen
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Mitch Hedberg
“My son, why take antibiotics and analgesic for your sports injury; instead drink milk and you will get traces of antibiotics, analgesic and antidepressants from milk itself and occasionally you may get energy as a bonus”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Violence is a path to destruction; it is a painkiller that kills its user along with the pain.”
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“The Roots of Violence: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge without character, Commerce without morality, Science without humanity, Worship without sacrifice, Politics without principles”
Mahatma Gandhi
“I have nothing new to teach the world. Truth and Non-violence are as old as the hills. All I have done is to try experiments in both on as vast a scale as I could.”
