“I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.”
Woody Allen
“To be a good wife is the one who always right, to be a good husband is the one who always make sacrifices.”
J C A Rowe
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Beware the man who considers kissing as nothing more than duty, a sop to the "weaker" sex, an annoyingly necessary component of foreplay. That man has penis plaque in his arteries and will collapse under the weight of intimacy. Send him off to the nearest golf course while those of us who are more evolved celebrate the unique graces of the kiss.”
Tom Robbins
“A man's kiss is his signature.”
Mae West
“I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.”
“You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.”
