“She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.”
Woody Allen
“A Ship under sail and a big-bellied Woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common”
Benjamin Franklin
“She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.”
Oscar Wilde
“If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it.”
Albert Einstein
“I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships”
Gilda Radner
“Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.”
Anatole France
“My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let 'em wonder. I never believed in givin' them too much of me.”
Mae West
