“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Woody Allen
“She's so amazing, I could squeeze sunshine juice out of her.”
Barak Ben-Ezer
“When you are dating someone new, you will not see their true colors until you've let them have their way.”
Timothy Correa
“Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”
Mae West
“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”
Jim Bishop
“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.”
John Lennon
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