“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Woody Allen
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“i always said i would love to see my future so i called you and said i need to see you”
delesha shantae buford
