“It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.”
Woody Allen
“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”
Jerry Seinfeld
“If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.”
Jack Handy
“A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.”
Russell Baker
“If the Mafia exists in Montreal, it's probably like the Knights of Columbus.”
Armand Courville
“They were becoming like a little Mafia. If one committed a mischief, the others would not tell.”
Franco Diligenti
“The Janjaweed are like a grotesque mixture of the mafia and the Ku Klux Klan, ... These guys have a racist ideology that sees the Arab population as the supreme population that would like to see the subjugation of non-Arab peoples. They’re criminal racketeers that have been supported very directly by the government to wage the war against the people of Darfur.”
John Prendergast
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