“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”
Winnie the Pooh
“When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.”
Joss Whedon
“A good meal is like a good masseur; dessert ... just the happy ending. -Morien Wyn jones”
Morien Jones
“I am going to my room to masturbate before I have a light lunch, if you would like to come and watch”
Salvador Dalí
“If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch.”
K. D. Lang
“Phrases and their actual meanings: "My teacher has never liked me." Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.”
Erma Bombeck
“Lunch kills half of Paris, supper the other half.”
Charles de Montesquieu
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