“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
Winston Churchill
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
