“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
Winston Churchill
“Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.”
W. C. Fields
“I give you bitter pills in sugar coating. The pills are harmless: the poison is in the sugar.”
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“If you drink much from a bottle marked `poison,' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.”
Lewis Carroll
“'Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it!”
“It's the same poison in a new bottle being presented for those who want to drink it.”
Evan Wolfson
“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.”
Carrie Fisher
