“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
Winston Churchill
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie schmidt herman
“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Scriptural lessons not put into practice are poison; a meal is poison to him who suffers from indigestion; a social gathering is poison to a poverty stricken person; and a young wife is poison to an aged man.”
Chanakya
“Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.”
W. C. Fields
“Who writes poetry imbibes honey from the poisoned lips of life.”
William Rose Benet