“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”