“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
Mae West
