“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.”
Albert Einstein
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
“When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones!”
“An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.”
“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.”
George Bernard Shaw
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