“The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.”
Winston Churchill
“He was yet another example of the English language on the decline”
Daniel Robert O'Neill
“If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough”
Albert Einstein
“When was the last time a woman was defrocked? Defrokt ist Defunkt.”
Christopher Molineux
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.”
Rufus Wainwright
“The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.”