“The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.”
Winston Churchill
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.”
Rufus Wainwright
“The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.”
“If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!”
Kate Beckinsale
“Let the little fairy in you fly!”
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