“I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.”
Winston Churchill
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“Public intoxication will get you arrested, but private intoxication makes you an alcoholic.”
Amber Nicole Limbaugh
“As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“We have without a doubt the most comprehensive alcohol program in the country. The president has really taken a bold step.”
Clarke Stroud
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
