“And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.”
Winston Churchill
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.”
Oscar Wilde
“I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet”
Rodney Dangerfield
“At night there is no such thing as an ugly woman”
Ovid
“The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat.”
