“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”
Winston Pendelton
“If you are looking for a friendship that is forever loyal, always humble, never criticizing, and constantly listening.... than buy a dog.”
L.M. Hinds
“All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.”
Cynthia Heimel
“A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates”
Josh Billings
“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”
Charles Pierce
“Many beggars always have puppies. They buy them on the illegal market for a few euros (dollars). The puppies are often sedated, so that they don't move around, and when they grow up who knows what happens to them.”
Francesca Cantalini
“Many beggars always have puppies. They buy them on the illegal market for a few euros. The puppies are often sedated, so that they don't move around, and when they grow up, who knows what happens to them.”
