“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”
Winston Pendelton
“If you are looking for a friendship that is forever loyal, always humble, never criticizing, and constantly listening.... than buy a dog.”
L.M. Hinds
“All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.”
Cynthia Heimel
“A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates”
Josh Billings
“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”
Charles Pierce
“We ask lots of questions to see if the purchaser is capable of taking care of a puppy, we ask if they have other pets at home, where they're going to keep the puppy, if their landlord allows pets, why they want to get a puppy. We want to make sure they're not buying the puppy on a spontaneous whim.”
Bobbi Benedetti
“[As the story goes, Reba agrees to take in a puppy lost in the storm. The pup's owners find it by way of an Internet posting, and a little boy and his grandma come to see it. However, since they're staying in a shelter, and the dog isn't allowed in the shelter,] Reba invites them to stay in her house, ... and the numbers keep growing until soon we have a large, beautiful black family camped out all over Reba's house.”
Chris Rich
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