“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris
“I'm not snoring, I'm purring.”
Kris Huen
“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”
W. C. Fields
“I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.”
Humphrey Bogart
“Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.”
William Faulkner
“Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.”
Marian Burros
“I've sometimes thought. . . that the difference between us and the English is that the Scotch are hard in all other respects but soft with women, and the English are hard with women but soft in all other respects.”
James Matthew Barrie
