“Why refer to Lady Crack Pipe or Good Sir Dishrag when these things could never live up to all that their sex implied.”
David Sedaris
“When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas...”
Emo Philips
“`Pipe a song about a Lamb!' / So I piped with merry cheer.”
William Blake
“When you've got a guy like Elliott between the pipes, he's like a brick wall. He's making every save we need. He's giving us all the confidence in the world.”
Tom Gilbert
“There are water lines everywhere, and nobody knows where the pipes are, ... We're digging for the pipe, but the pipe is marked in one spot and we dig and find a pipe that nobody knew was there. It's a nightmare.”
Carlomagno
“In December, when we had the sustained freeze we saw a lot (of) pipes broken underneath people's homes, even though they thought they had everything protected. And strangely enough, we had pipes and fixtures broken in bathrooms that were a back part of the home.”
Ross Sisson
“Things break. You can't really plan for an individual pipe where it's going to break, when it's going to break, if it's going to break. What we do plan for is our response to repair.”
Greg Wyatt
