“VW must either put a question mark over plants or the manner in which they work.”
Wolfgang Bernhard
“We thank our Team Members for their hard work and support of these plants. We'll do our best to help them as they seek other employment at another Tyson location or with other employers in the area.”
Bill Lovette
“I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!”
Mitch Hedberg
“A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.”
Elton Trueblood
“The water treatment plants don't work and we are issuing a boiled water notice to residents to keep boiling their water.”
David Sellars
“They can hold a shovel and work at digging and feel like they're participating. They can pull on the plants to pull 'em out of the container. They really do help as much as they can help.”
Pam Brown
“He who helps destroy the boll-weevil has done as constructive work as he who plants the seed”
Rupert Hughes
