“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
David Daye
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
“What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.”
Eleanor Powell
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
Greek proverb
“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.”
Ed O'Neill
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