“In terms of defining this presidency, the next several months are critical.”
David Winston
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.”
Clarence Darrow
“Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.”
Will Rogers
“The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?”
Dan Quayle
“Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.”
Conan O'Brien
“This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.”
George W. Bush
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
Douglas Adams
