“The good news for Bush is that the ball is in his court and he can turn things around. But he's going to have to perform.”
David Winston
“It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic”
Winston Churchill
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules”
Douglas Adams
“When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation”
Voltaire
“Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!”
Anne Frank
“That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average”
Garrison Keillor
