“Those comfortably padded lunatic asylums which are known, euphemistically, as the stately homes of England”
Virginia Woolf
“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
Robin Williams
“England has two books, one which she has made and one which has made her: Shakespeare and the Bible.”
Victor Hugo
“English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!”
Dan Castellaneta
“Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.”
Dave Barry
“If any religion had the chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next hundred years, it could be Islam”
George Bernard Shaw
“The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs”
