“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
George Carlin
“If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus”
Jack Handy
“This is the ultimate in feel-good projects. To make money and make people happy, it's a Santa Claus project.”
Craig Belser
