“Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.”
Voltaire
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
Mark Twain
“The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet”
“If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.”
George Bernard Shaw
“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”
Robin Williams
“I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.”
Lord Byron