“When he who hears does not know what he who speaks means, and when he who speaks does not know what he himself means, that is philosophy”
Voltaire
“The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.”
Carl Gustav Jung
“To know that you know, and to know that you don't know - that is the real wisdom.”
Confucius
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
Mark Twain
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
Woody Allen