“The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.”
Voltaire
“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama”
Mark Twain
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“"Marriage is absolute love and life absolute but only husband and wife can live an absolute marriage."”
Emanouhl
“What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game.... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Surprise me. [Answering his wife Carmen to the question: If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?]”
Yogi Berra
“A letter is an unannounced visit, the postman the agent of rude surprises. One ought to reserve an hour a week for receiving letters and afterwards take a bath.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
