“I should stop myself from dying if a good joke or a good idea occurred to me”
Voltaire
“I am fortunate to look back on my life with all of its promises and pain, smilee, and forgive myself for everything that seemed like a good idea at the time but turned out not to be”
Terence T. Gorski
“I gotta be honest, I kinda like the idea of death. Because if I could live forever I'd probably never do half of the things I do every single day... knowing I'll die someday.”
Vanda M
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
George Bernard Shaw
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
Mark Twain
“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself”
Salvador Dalí
