“Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.”
Voltaire
“When the solution is simple, God is answering.”
Albert Einstein
“If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.”
“It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.”
Mark Twain
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Woman was God's second mistake.”
