“Antiquity is full of eulogies of another more remote antiquity”
Voltaire
“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.”
“If a man needs an elaborate tombstone in order to remain in the memory of his country, it is clear that his living at all was an act of absolute superfluity.”
Oscar Wilde
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
“I know a lot's being said about Rex, the eulogy of the team given that Rex is out. I want to make sure our fans know we're not here lamenting over Rex Grossman. It's unfortunate. ... We have a lot of confidence in our quarterbacks and (offensive coordinator) Ron Turner.”
Jerry Angelo
“Those who advocate secularism and honestly want separation of church and state can't fully appreciate Christopher Hitchens now, but their cause will be without the very best friend it'll ever know after he's gone. It'll truly be a day for mourning.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”
Dr. Seuss