“I rant, therefore I am.”
Dennis Miller
“Both pets and people annoy me, but at least animals don't chew your ear off.”
Rain Bojangles
“I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.”
Ben Folds
“The Christian religion, then, is not an affair of preaching, or prating, or ranting, but of taking care of the bodies as well as the souls of people; not an affair of belief and of faith and of professions, but an affair of doing good, and especially to those who are in want; not an affair of fire and brimstone, but an affair of bacon and read, beer and a bed.”
William Cobbett
“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body”
Charlie Sheen
“My conduct is bitchin’”
“My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.”
