“One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.”
Dennis Miller
“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.”
Jack Handy
“What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching?”
Samuel Hoffenstein
“It is clear that the vast majority of Sunnis only voted to try to bring that process to a screeching halt.”
Wayne White
“This has got to come to a screeching halt.”
Stevie Ray Vaughan
“Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.”
Voltaire
“It is not enough to conquer; one must also know how to seduce”