“My name is only an anagram of toilets.”
T.S. Eliot
“Mad Major Gloriousness”
Rachel-erika Henderson
“maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet”
Chuck Palahniuk
“I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?”
Wendy Liebman
“Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.”
Iggy Pop
“Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.”
Beck Hansen
“You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet”
Alan King
