“They had a big dinner at the church after the funeral; when we got back, I found out then he had used duct tape.”
Terri Sadler
“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.”
G. Weilacher
“I'm trying to imagine a life without duct tape. It's too terrible to contemplate.”
Naoshad Pochkhanawala
“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
Oprah Winfrey
“Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then.”
Jane Austen
“If you always do what you always did...you'll always get what you always got”
Jasmine Dick
“I think nostalgia takes over when we think about people we once loved, and we tend to pick out all of the good parts. I could very easily sit here and say I still think about the one that got away, but the truth of the matter is that he didn't get away, he walked away...and I'm the girl he walked away from.”
Joy Maniscalco
