“I did have regular boyfriends and with them, I could be a bad girl, but I wasn't like a bad girl for the neighborhood or a big slut.”
Debbie Harry
“We don't believe it was a one-time thing. Before the boyfriend entered into the picture, this little girl didn't even have a cold. After he had prolonged exposure with the girl, she suffered a broken thumb. She suffered injuries to her leg and ultimately, these injuries that resulted in her death.”
Carl Brizzi
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Mae West
“I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.”
Alyson Hannigan
“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
Alicia Silverstone
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.”
Erma Bombeck
“My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.”
Margaret Cho
