“Do you have an ulcer yet?”
Derek Jeter
“I ain't the ulcer type, but I'm always worrying about something”
Yogi Berra
“I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.”
Edward Koch
“I have read your lousy review of Margaret's concert. I've come to the conclusion that you are an eight ulcer man on a four ulcer job Some day I hope to meet you. When that happens you'll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes and perhaps a supporter below.”
Harry S Truman
“A point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist”
Austin O'Malley
“You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.”
Vicki Baum
“It's a slow and miserable way to die. These tumors grow as ulcerated masses and cause bleeding and infection.”
Stephen Rubin
