“I am a resident of Nevada. I vote in Nevada, so if you run for office in Nevada I'm not going to vote for you,”
Terry Lanni
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”
Aesop
“Out started six officers, seized my bridle, put their pistols to my breast, ordered me to dismount, which I did. One of them, who appeared to have the command there, and much of a gentleman, asked me where I came from; I told him. He asked what time I left . I told him, he seemed surprised, said ''Sir, may I crave your name?'' I answered ''My name is Revere.”
Paul Revere
“The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong”
Mark Twain
“Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.”
Isaac Asimov
“I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there”
Maureen Reagan
