“I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?”
Denis Leary
“Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?”
Will & Grace
“The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass.”
William Blake
“Kickin', ass takin' names, cashing checks, and breakin necks, the champ is here.”
John Cena
“Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ”
Heinrich Heine
“A person with no back bone, education, or sense of direction in their life will often conclude that ass kissing is a wise career choice whereas that is the path where they eventually get what's coming to them, a shitty end.”
John Frank
“[The poster] would have been a picture of an ass, with the cast coming out of the crack.”
Paul Bates
