“My secret is wearing five pairs of socks. I just believe in taking care of my feet.”
Dick Bavetta
“If I were a jogger or runner looking for a pair of socks, I would not want a sock that was overall cotton. I'd look for a pair that had different compositions of materials in different parts of the sock.”
Lisa Huhman
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
Eddie Izzard
“I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.”
Rod Schmidt
“We just wear our long johns and sweatshirts and socks and stay warm however we can.”
Richard Collins
“It's actually just a sock. We all have spare socks lying around the house and you just stuff the sock. We just stuffed this one with paper towels. Fold the top down to make a little hat.”
Missy Stover
“Anyone who wears black knee socks with Bermuda shorts are not to be taken seriously.”
Richard James
