“I'm sorry Inigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard.”
The Princess Bride
“Jogging is a little hard on the joints. You get twinges in the hinges, and I had a hip replacement, so I decided bicycling would be easier on the joints.”
Warren Raymond
“It's hard to sit and watch. If you can jog a little, you should be out there. I was going to play and if it hurt too much, I'll sit down.”
Jamal Crawford
“Jogging is the latest bloodsport but zilch goals and jog on wrong path makes running useless.”
Lily Chatterjee
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
David Lee Roth
“I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick”
Abe Lemons
“When he ran from a cop his transitions from accelerating walk to easy jog trot to brisk canter to headlong gallop to flogged-piston sprint were as distinct and as soberly in order as an automatic gearshift.”
James Agee