“If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400.”
Ted Williams
“New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.”
Barry Humphries
“I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.”
Dana Carvey
“Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.”
Ellen DeGeneres
“Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.”
Cynthia Heimel
“I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years”
Mickey Rooney
“Thirty thousand Kurds and 1 million Armenians were killed in these lands and nobody but me dares to talk about it,”
Orhan Pamuk
