“Happy Birthday Tommy. We had one for you. Mickey Mantle.”
Ted Williams
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
Stephen Wright
“Local businesses are under attack by an in invading army of franchisees. the mom & pops are a dying breed”
Kenneth waters Jr
“I am a NEW YORKER which means i work full time and live my life part time”
“My main focus in life is to die rich”
“Change is a funny thing most of the time one does not need to change them self but only their way of thinking””
“We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it”
Jules Renard
