“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
Dick Van Dyke
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
Mae West
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
Albert Einstein
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Men have hitherto treated women like birds which have strayed down to them from the heights; as something more delicate, more fragile, more savage, stranger, sweeter, soulful - but as something which has to be caged up so that it shall not fly away”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?”
Barbra Streisand
“Woman, you see, is an object of such a kind that study it as much as you will, it is always quite new.”
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy