“As the Swiss inscription says: Sprechen ist silbern, Schweigen ist golden, - "Speech is silver, Silence is golden;" or, as I might rather express it, Speech is of Time, Silence is of Eternity”
Thomas Carlyle
“One of the Swiss players swore at me and showed me the finger, and when he says he didn't do it, everyone believes him.”
Fatih Terim
“Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.”
Charles Dickens
“Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss!”
Mitch Hedberg
“In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.”
Matthew Lotti
“The train passed fruit farms and clean villages and Swiss cycling in kerchiefs, calendar scenes that you admire for a moment before feeling an urge to move on to a new month”
Paul Theroux
“The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress”
Dalton Trumbo
