“When I see throughout this book, called the Bible, a history of the grossest vices and a collection of the most paltry and contemptible tales and stories, I could not so dishonor my Creator by calling it by His name”
Thomas Paine
“If Bible is one Holy Book with exactly the same text and in the same order, then how did 38000 Christian denominations emanated from?”
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“I haven't found a use for the Bible, or any other Holy Book for that matter, since discovering Charmin Ultra Soft.”
Bobby W. Miller
“I have found reading the Bible inspiring and entertaining. If I didn't know better, I would swear that P.T. Barnum, L. Ron Hubbard, and Jules Verne collaborated to give us this wonderful book.”
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.”
Lynn Lavner
“The Bible is one of the most genocidal books in history”
Avram Noam Chomsky
“The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law (Galatians 5:22)”
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