“The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.”
Dizzy Dean
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”
Voltaire
“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”
Jay Leno
“By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.”
William Shakespeare
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
Joe E. Lewis
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
Walter Matthau
