“A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.”
Thomas Ehrlich
“Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!”
Louisa May Alcott
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
Frank Zappa
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
Mark Twain
“The aim of a college education is to teach you to know a good man when you see one.”
William James
“A college education shows a man how little other people know.”
Thomas C. Haliburton
“Some people unable to go to school were more educated and even more intelligent than college professors.”
Maya Angelou
