“A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife”
Thomas Fuller
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
Benjamin Franklin
“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”
Lee Trevino
“Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
“Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.”
Henny Youngman
“Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough”
Groucho Marx
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